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Aren’t you happy to live in the modern, hygienic world that exists today? A world where you can easily wash your hands anytime you like, and must disinfect yourself with sanitizer every time you enter a building, and wear a mask to limit germ transmission, and submit to continual temperature checks in order to walk around publicly … uh, all right, some of this might feel a tad excessive. But wow, is it infinitely better than the alternative you’d have to deal with if you lived centuries ago.