Funny Reasons Why Kids Shouldn’t Be Left Alone With Dad

Funny Reasons Why Kids Shouldn’t Be Left Alone With Dad

1. They’ll insist on choosing the kids’ outfits for the day.

They'll insist on choosing the kids' outfits for the day.

2. They’ll help the kids discover exciting new foods.

They'll help the kids discover exciting new foods.

3. They’ll use a marker to fill out their kids’ eyebrows. You know, to make them more expressive.

They'll use a marker to fill out their kids' eyebrows. You know, to make them more expressive.

4. They’re big fans of the fake-out feeding method.

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They're big fans of the fake-out feeding method.

5. They’ll insist on saving money by doing the kids’ haircuts themselves.

They'll insist on saving money by doing the kids' haircuts themselves.

6. They’ll make their daughters pose for photos like this:

They'll make their daughters pose for photos like this:

7. They’ll teach their kids the OTHER definition of this word:

They'll teach their kids the OTHER definition of this word:

8. Their priorities aren’t always where they should be.

Their priorities aren't always where they should be.

9. There’s no idea too dumb to try at least once.

There's no idea too dumb to try at least once.

10. They’re more than happy to get ice cream with the kids.

They're more than happy to get ice cream with the kids.

11. They mix up pajama day and picture day.

They mix up pajama day and picture day.

12. They’ll SAY they’re writing “Batman.”

They'll SAY they're writing "Batman."

13. They’re not always totally sure what is okay for a baby to eat and what’s not.

They're not always totally sure what is okay for a baby to eat and what's not.

14. They’ll take the baby to the locker room for the post-game celebration.

They'll take the baby to the locker room for the post-game celebration.

15. They’re happy to show their daughters some creative uses for raisins.

They're happy to show their daughters some creative uses for raisins.

16. Can’t find the car seat? No problem!

Can't find the car seat? No problem!

17. They fail to realize why you should never keep markers near computers.

They fail to realize why you should never keep markers near computers.

18. They’ll show their daughters how perfectly doll clothes fit on their pet lizards.

They'll show their daughters how perfectly doll clothes fit on their pet lizards.

19. They’ll insist on getting their money’s worth with the label maker.

They'll insist on getting their money's worth with the label maker.

20. They’ll “help” the kids put away their books.

They'll "help" the kids put away their books.

21. This seemed like an acceptable afternoon snack.

This seemed like an acceptable afternoon snack.

22. They’ll teach kids about anatomy. Maybe before they’re ready.

They'll teach kids about anatomy. Maybe before they're ready.

23. They give kids access to markers and dalmatians.

They give kids access to markers and dalmatians.

24. They calm kids down by showing them how to take selfies.

They calm kids down by showing them how to take selfies.

Sourced from Buzzfeed.com