Marriage Quotes Our Husbands Probably Won’t Find Very Funny

They ate with their mouth open? Eh, whateves. They snored? You’ll get ear plugs! But once you’re married, your tolerance is so slow, even their breathing annoys you.

The husband’s first mistake was telling her that she didn’t “need an expensive blender.” What else could she do but rebel? Let’s hope she breaks the news nicely with a nice smoothie.

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